Hey popcorns πΏ
Iβm sitting here, writing this duh, sipping iced coffee recipe coming soon and smiling at how lucky I am that we have an inset day today so no online school! βοΈ Online school will start up tomorrow, but Iβm not dreading it that much, honestly just trying to have a positive attitude! π
Also my dad is building me some bookshelves to go on my wall and AH IβM SO EXCITED because all my books donβt fit at the moment! π
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Writing Challenge 2020 Day 13: write a story about having a witty sidekick

βA penny for your thoughts, five pounds if theyβre dirty.β Ash taunted me, using his wit to throw me off guard.
βShut up.β I muttered, he was pushing me to my limits.
βOh Iβm sorry, I donβt remember asking for a glass of your opinion,β he retorted.
Ash always had something to say, some witty remark or rude comeback, it was infuriating! But he had my back, and that was the main thing.
βShe doesnβt like me, Axel. She is totally a league above me anyway,β I grumbled,
βNo she isnβt, you just have to grow a backbone and ask her out, trust me, it isnβt rocket science.β He rolled his eyes at me, frustrated at my very obvious lack of confidence.
βKeep rolling your eyes like that and you might actually find a brain back there.β I growled at him.
βIf your going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise your just an ass.β
He had a point, I was failing all my classes with flying colours. That didnβt matter, it was that girl that mattered.
Turning my head to stare at Jenny Ryan, who made me blush just by looking at her, I gazed dreamily at her blond luscious curls and plump pink lips, imagine kissing-
βDude, sheβs coming. At least try look like you donβt have dreams about kissing her every night.β
Kicking him under the table, I didnβt mutter a response as Jenny was fully in earshot now and a few strides away from our table.
Just the way she sauntered over to us, her body flowing to a beat that no she could hear made my stomach flip.
βAxel, hey baby.β She smiled seductively at him, stealing a french fry from his plate and popping it into her mouth.
I mean, even she could look good eating french fries. Not many people can accomplish that, me included.
Recovering from my french fry thought train, I suddenly processed that she had called Axel baby, what the heck was that about?
βHey Jen.β He smiled stiffly, his jaw clenched and his face a few shades lighter than it was before.
βWhatβs wrong baby? Still not recovered from last night?β She flirtatiously winked at him, stroking his left bicep possessively.
There was a last night? What the heck?
Suddenly, I put all the pieces together of last night. Him not taking my calls, turning off his snap maps and looking all secretive when I asked him what had happened last night. He was with her.
βI trusted you Axel, I told you everything! You knew that going behind my back with Jenny, the girl who Iβve had a crush on for almost five years, would hurt me, yet you did it anyway. Some sidekick you are.β I yelled at Axel, picking up my lunch tray filled with leek and potato soup with a side of strawberry yoghurt and throwing it all down his fresh red V-neck jumper.
Not waiting to see the trauma Iβd caused his jumper, I stormed across the cafeteria and once Iβd reached the exit I turned around to see everyone staring at me with shock and I knew exactly what to say…
βScrew you Axel.β

I feel like I did achieve the witty sidekick…? I hope so π I was going to write a Sherlock Holmes spin off but then I got inspiration for this I knew I had to follow the inspiration and see where it would lead me, when it comes to writing you just have to write what comes into your brain π
Have a fabulous day, wish me luck in my 3rd week of online school and I hope everyone is coping okay! π₯°
Did you enjoy reading this story? What would you have done if you were the protagonist? Would you continue reading this novel if possible?

I’d definitely say you managed to make a witty sidekick!! I think they make such wonderful characters to read about too but are so hard to create π another great post β€οΈ
Thank you so much Charlotte!! π Ah tell me about it, itβs really hard to find the middle point between rude and just not funny π Thank you so much!! π
Yes I agree. Plus I worry about coming across as just stupid π but your worry characters were wonderful π
Witty. Sorry autospell strikes again π
I swear autospell is scheming to take over the world one day… π
It’s definitely not just you β€οΈ and it does seem that way at times π
Haha honestly Iβm so glad itβs not just me that has these worries π Awh!! π
YESSSS TO THAT WITTY REACTION! The girl AND friend don’t deserve him. And good job on the guy perspective. The only perspective I can write from is my own so it takes talenttt!
WHOOHOOO! π YOU TELL EMβ BAY! Thanks so much, that is so kind! βΊοΈ Aw practice makes perfect π I can imagine you publishing a book when youβre older: The Story of Bayanceβs Life From Only Her POV Because Thatβs Just Easier π TSBLFOHPOVBTJE if weβre being hip βnβ happening π
πππ FACTSSSS
Dammmnnn Axel thatβs cold π
Sorry for the lack of engagement on your posts recently – Iβm finding it hard to keep up with everyoneβs increased posts but know Iβm still cheering for you π
WOAH! I hate cheater friends π¦ and girl, I loved that you wrote a story from a guy’s point of view! (I always fail at that) and you are so good at painting a moment with words! I was able to imagine the expressions on each of their facesπ I LOVED IT xxx
Hey, Amber! I nominated you for the Liebster Award! You can check it out on my most recent post! I hope you can accept it, I’d love to read your answers!
Hey Arshia! Thank you so much, I just saw! π I loved reading it! Your questions that you picked for the nominees to answer were so interesting, definitely will accept it and post very soon! Thanks for pinging me π
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DAMN AXEL, YOU REALLY BE CHEATING YOUR HOMIE OVER HERE π³π but wowow “βIf your going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise your just an ass.β” that was a hilarious line Ambs!! You’re really good at writing witty sidekicks π
I KNOW RIGHT *SLAPS AXEL* ππ Haha I love that line so much, I did so much researching for that story of like witty things and how to create a witty character π Thanks so much! Aw aha will defo add that to my strength and weaknesses list! π Thank youuu! π
*SLAPS AXEL AGAIN BUT VIRTUALLY BECAUSE SOCIAL DISTANCING AND ALSO VIOLENCE AND I DON’T WANNA GO TO JAIL BUT AXEL DESERVES TO BE SLAPPED SO* *slaps axel while wearing a mask* *and using gloves* *and a fly swatter so six feet away* *and giving him hand sanitizer because although he deserves to be slapped he doesn’t deserve to die*
LMAO THIS WHOLE THING IS SO STUPID ^
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*HAHA VIRTUALLY KICKS AXEL FROM THIS VIRTUAL WHATEVER WEβRE HITTING HIM IN π* Haha Aditi that made me laugh so much – omg! π The fly swatter, I cannot get an image of you sweating Axel, six feet away, with a mask, with gloves, hitting him with it! π€No itβs not it made my day XD